Chris Rock Says His Kids Are Rich, So He Can’t Relate to Them

Comedian Chris Rock took some time out to sit down with The Daily Show”s Jon Stewart last night to discuss his new movie, “2 Days in New York” and and the FX show he’s producing, “Totally Biased.”

What did we learn from Rock’s little chat with Stewart? That Rock will answer the phone for a French woman with a big b**t, and that he doesn’t relate to his kids because they’re rich. Rock joked with Stewart that rich kids need to go to “Camp Kick a*s” in Harlem to have their lunch money stolen at least once.

He also said that he can’t smack his kids because -well – they’re rich.

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24 Responses to Chris Rock Says His Kids Are Rich, So He Can’t Relate to Them

  1. Derrick August 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    This negroid is a clown! He’s not ‘funny’ to me. When I seen him in a dress; that did it!!!

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  2. Anti-Derrick. August 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    ^^^^^ is an Idiot. Negroid! why didnt you come out and just say ni***r if your gonna spread your white trash. Some of us dont think “Junior Samples” is funny either.

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    • Greg August 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

      I knew he could not be black. I have never seen a real black man say wearing a dress is funny. He had to be white.

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    • Derrick August 9, 2012 at 7:30 pm

      You dumb crazy caucasoid crackers are NIGorant aka IGNORANT!!!

      Anytime a fagget, like you, who will duplicate my name, I must be saying something to intimidate your weak cracker a*s!

      Evidently, you didn’t comprehend the pun I had with my statement. Let me break it down to you elementary style….chris rock is a p***y! He wore a dress, heels, wig and make-up on an old re-run episode on the Fresh Prince Show.

      If you notice the word ‘funny’ is in quotes, which means it was coinsiding with the word ‘dress’. YOU BIG CRACKER DUMMY! Now, do you OVERstand where I was coming from, you cracker n***a!!! There, I said it!

      The ORIGINAL ‘n****s’ were you caucasoids! You called our forced enslavement; ‘niggardly deeds’. A niggard is a mean, stingy, evil cracker, who steals other people’s possessions! Didn’t you steal my people from Afrika and brought them to amerikkka? YOU’RE A NIGGARD!!! Didn’t you steal our inventions and contributions to the world? YOU’RE A NIGGARD!!! Aren’t you caucasoid devils, mean, greedy and evil? YOU’RE A NIGGARD!!!

      BY NIGGARD!!!! BOTH YOU AND YOUR b**t BUDDY GREG ARE CRACKER n****s.

      A real man don’t take another man’s name; that’s a sign of a b***h!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. anotheranti-derrick August 9, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    chris rocks!

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    • shehiplocki August 12, 2012 at 12:03 am

      yes he does, and he is real to the core!

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  4. wil-lie August 9, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    just say ni**er….you fuking clown…..good thing yall can hide yall face

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  5. wil-lie August 9, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    chris rock…..the white men is stealing our movies and music but we do not have to…..we know they do it for hate…stop these ni**ers from making money….let them steal but we as blacks do not have to follow them…..let be out for a while make its money then what ever

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  6. Amina August 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    He’s ignorant and says the craziest things and everyone laughs. I pray his wife finds peace for she’s put up with this nasty mouth, woman bashing man for way too long.

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  7. daron August 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    chris is f**k-in stupid and sell out ,,he is not funny at all,,

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  8. Christopher August 9, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I’ve seen Chris Rock be funny, however as of late, things have been slipping in terms of his performance and his relation to the Black community. I can understand what he means in terms of his kids being rich and not being able to relate just as with the camp kick a*s. As far as the french woman and the rest of the conversation, he lost me.

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  9. corbin56 August 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Say what you will about this man. He IS funny!!

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  10. altha August 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Corbin56, what is funny to you? looking at yourself in the pond makes you laugh because Chris Rock is not a funny man. Something tell me you are an idiot if you think Chris is funny i bet you think he is handsome don’t you.?

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  11. Ceemespeak August 10, 2012 at 3:21 am

    Blacks hating on blacks WTF I could just go down the street and see fools do that trash talking s**t Live yall brothers grow up and be men and put the s**t to rest. h**l yes he lost touch. You most likely would to if you lived all your adult life with money hood rich rich rich matters not. Get at them so called Devils you speak Of. Then holla back I slap them fools evey time they over step in my city. I’m no criminal I just don’t take s**t from them. I asked this guy in line the other is he in line because he was just leaning on the wall talking away about nothing at all. Fool looks at me like I’m little I slapped the phone from his ear and told him to Pick it up and disrespect me again. He held his ear for a few seconds then picks up his phone and gets in another line. You’ll never guess where ……. KFC no joke KFC. That’s your enemy brothers not EACH OTHER.. Black Watch out Christ Rock Was funny at one Time. d**k Gregory is funnier and more instep with black people.

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  12. Ceemespeak August 10, 2012 at 3:32 am

    Now that I have your attention Stop Acting like your making s**t better for our People and helping but actually just running your mouth. GO OUT AND HELP OUR PEOPLE. IM OUT HERE EVERY DAY DOIN MY BEST AND I SEE KNOWONE ELSE KNOWONE UM f****n SICK OF TALK AND ALERGIC TO BULLSHIT. KNOW YOUR ENEMY. HE KNOWS WE KILL OUR OWN BETTER THAN HE CAN. IF THEY WON’T STOP KILLIN THEN WE NEED TO START SNITCHIN.

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  13. Gregory o August 10, 2012 at 5:43 am

    Hmmmmmmmwhack!!! A BIG hug for everybody…

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  14. Frank TALKER August 10, 2012 at 6:19 am

    A very funny man.

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  15. etreman August 10, 2012 at 10:52 am

    What IS funny is the obvious lack of education and moral fiber in these replies.

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  16. CarolJones August 10, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Chris Rock may not be a role model but he does not need to be. He is not that the funny to me but who cares. Someone is making him rich and he gets my support because he knows how to get money.

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  17. wanda August 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Surely he had to joking when referencing his children. After all the kids didn’t go out and make themselves rich, he made them rich (LOL)

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  18. VanessaL August 11, 2012 at 9:00 am

    It’s just LATE NITE TV PEOPLES>>> COOL OUT!

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  19. Carolyn Askew August 13, 2012 at 4:09 am

    I have not laughed at his jokes but somehow the man is in movies and has moved out of Brooklyn into the burbs with his wife and kids. Someone likes this guys. He is no Cosby or Pryor but he is harmless to those who sign checks. They don’t feel threatened. So they will invite you and your family over and even let you use the indoors bathroom. Whats with the Harlem reference? Why not your old zip code in BK when you lived with your momma? Take your kids there Chris.

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  20. Warren Johnson August 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Chris Rock is a Boss, and one of the few Comedians who can say s**t and get away with it…. Lol!

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  21. Igby August 23, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    “…Sting is still singing Roxanne” #LOVEIT

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